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wingland
Monday, 21 October 2013
20:00:55

Is there any intelligent life out there?


kris
edwardskristine@hotmail.com
wingland
Saturday, 21 July 2012
16:26:51

bob can you call me pls 403 404-6141


The Winger
hahahahahahha@goodthingtheotherpicturesdidn'tmakeit.whew
wingland
Tuesday, 10 July 2012
10:06:39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DQyOtY5A3Q&feature=plcp


The Winger
cougarhunter@inreverse.prisonpenpal
wingland
Wednesday, 05 October 2011
07:36:11

Hey DĪK , I suggest this chick as your next date - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44784455/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/


The Winger
bruinsarethechamps@vancouverfuckingsucks.loserfansmustenjoycbt
wingland
Thursday, 16 June 2011
16:09:06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LBtDrcIntk


The Winger
tellusthefacts@nottelus.shit
wingland
Tuesday, 03 May 2011
09:01:34

g$, so tell us what went right and where we are headed as a nation with a majority government? What are the pinko's like Rev going to think?


g$
NotetoGramps@post.net
wingland
Thursday, 31 March 2011
13:44:04

Thank God!


Gramps
sunset@bible.hum
wingland
Tuesday, 22 March 2011
12:11:18

for Rev and Winger: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12811197


The Winger
sunday@nonfl.nowwhat?
wingland
Sunday, 06 March 2011
11:47:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI


Cman
ilovebreasts@gotmilk?.mmmm
wingland
Thursday, 24 February 2011
14:31:32

Finally, an all natural product everyone can enjoy! http://www.calgaryherald.com/health/London+shop+make+breast+milk+cream/4339432/story.html


Sue
Totallygobsmacked@Suepilot.wow
wingland
Wednesday, 23 February 2011
07:44:52

What can I say to you Guys! Thanks eversomuch for my Birthday Gift, it was totally uncalled for (which kinda makes it even better!) Somebody has to see that you all get home safely and in the right bed when you eventually get up the stairs. Seriously you guys have never been a problem and you keep Al out of my way for a few days. Once again Thank you all for your wonderful gesture. Love Sue Xxxxxxx P.S. The Crows nest is always ready and swaying for you!!


The Winger
purecomedy@worththewatch.limeyland
wingland
Sunday, 13 February 2011
09:14:34

http://www.eyeonvirginia.com/videos/524/yeoman-warder-at-tower-of-london


YYCGuy
malawi@nofartzone
wingland
Tuesday, 08 February 2011
08:56:28

I guess you won't be traveling to Malawi any time soon? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852


The Winger
justhadmorechiliforlunch@myofficesmells.fart
wingland
Monday, 07 February 2011
12:50:19

Oh man, the Chili is even better today! Great day yesterday.


Cman
meat@meat.meat
wingland
Monday, 07 February 2011
10:45:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxFn3sAw68 Awesome Sunday once again!


The Winger
Supersunday@4daystogo.burp
wingland
Wednesday, 02 February 2011
11:53:19

Gents, Superbowl Sunday is here again! Gametime is 430pm, party starts anytime after 1pm. All welcome.


The Winger
gonestampsgone@seasontix.gone
wingland
Wednesday, 26 January 2011
16:01:58

A long era has ended, I think we have had stamps season tix for about 20 yrs and today I called and cancelled the remaining 5 that our group had. Good move on the tailgating front Stamps.


Cman
vegas@huh.fuq
wingland
Monday, 24 January 2011
12:17:10

Woke up in my own bed, but had the most amazing dream that I had a few cocktails in Vegas. Funny how you can't remember dreams.


The Winger
850@stuck.eu
wingland
Sunday, 02 January 2011
09:44:38

This is the flight we were on to LHR. AC should be able to sue this stunned beeyatch.


The Winger
rollon2011@margs.beer
wingland
Friday, 31 December 2010
08:56:12

Now this is cool.


The Winger
happyfestivus@overnow.sunandbeersoonhopefully
wingland
Sunday, 26 December 2010
04:30:25

Hope everyone had a great day yesterday, have fun at new years!


Cman
rebutaltogramps@touche
wingland
Friday, 26 November 2010
10:25:38

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


The Winger
nfl@wembley.already4weeksago?
wingland
Thursday, 25 November 2010
14:26:07

Have fun getting hounded by retard rider fans on Sunday Meister, make sure to take lots of pictures of DĪK passed out.


Cman
limetime@mybossisalimefarmer.juice
wingland
Friday, 19 November 2010
16:10:14

Limes Rule! Monkey Boy says Lemon people suck!


Gramps
fyou@slackers.com
wingland
Tuesday, 09 November 2010
13:35:50

To all of the self-employed on this board. Frigging brilliant: http://www.birdsnest.com/garcia.htm


Ron*
Best@textmessages.UK
wingland
Tuesday, 02 November 2010
13:05:33

A fine Gravesend/London shift. Now I remember why I only do it every 3 years. Thanks again Winger. Best Gravesend moment for me was the text from Winger in response to my message of "fuck you" to him: "200 years from now people will say this is where Pocahontas and Ron* are buried."


Rev
inquiringminds@wanttoknow
wingland
Friday, 29 October 2010
14:48:36

How many gently used Winger livers could you fit in the Danby beer fridge?


The Winger
havingagaragesaleofmyownafterthefirstnight@thepilot
wingland
Friday, 29 October 2010
02:48:38

For sale - 1 gently used liver. Inquire within


Golden Child, The
mr.malorkus@hotmail.com
wingland
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
23:49:52

GREETINGS Wingland Consumers, The Clearance Blowout @ the Hamilton Hilton is on. Want a nifty, clean, unused Danby beer fridge? With strategic planning, you can chill 50 cans of beer in this conveniently sized, energy-star appliance. Do Not Pay Until 2110!!! (Pick-up Only)


The Winger
#33wasjustraised@liveonfoxnews
wingland
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
19:04:05

I said to my wife in bed "Give me a chilean miner!" She said "Is that the one where I go down to the bottom of your shaft and stay there 'til Christmas?" I replied, "No, that's the one where you fuck off down a hole and don't bother me for 3 months."


The Winger
 
anotherpilotweekend@february.zamboni&wingersbirthday
 
wingland
 
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
 
12:51:41

I am doing a pilot run departing Feb 16 returning on Feb 21 (holiday Monday), if anyone is interested contact me for details. AC has a 10% discount code right now good until Friday night.


The Winger
 
nflweekend@londonalmosthere
 
wingland
 
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
 
12:57:14

Looks like that there are a few events we may want to consider in London the NFL weekend. Trafalgar Square party and Tailgate Party. Although the only time we will probably spend at the Trafalgar Square party is when we are walking from our hotel to Waxy's!


The Winger
Hellotoyoutorev@verysurprisedneildidn'tsneakhomeearly.baby
wingland
Sunday, 10 October 2010
08:04:44

I think you should be enjoying the fact that DĪK is thousands of miles away!


Rev and Neil
f@off
wingland
Sunday, 10 October 2010
06:33:28

hello from Prague, enjoying the games and cheap beer


g$
Whowouldhavethought@wingland?.net
wingland
Tuesday, 05 October 2010
09:55:42

Congrats on winning the Nobel.


W
w@thanks
wingland
Saturday, 02 October 2010
12:25:03

W needs a couple of tickets to any Flames game in Dec (except the first one). Let me know if you have any for sale.


W
iluv@asses.dk
wingland
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
21:31:19

At least it was a girl donkey!


Cuntsoms@usgov
dontreply@us
wingland
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
13:10:54

Yes W, we know who you are and what you did to that helpless donkey on your last trip here. Looks like your holidays will now be in Europe, bon voyfukinage!


W
donttheyknowwhoiam@yvr
wingland
Sunday, 26 September 2010
20:18:11

Since when do people called W get denied entry to the us?


The Winger
loaded@santanvalley.com
wingland
Saturday, 25 September 2010
19:50:40

Hello everyone


Telass
thefutureis@fuck.ed
wingland
Friday, 17 September 2010
16:12:09

.... and we hate you too.


The Winger
FUCK@anotherhourofmylifegoneforever.FUCK
wingland
Wednesday, 15 September 2010
08:46:46

FUCK I HATE TELUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gramps
fatbastard_comedy@forwinger.damnfunny.ca
wingland
Monday, 13 September 2010
00:28:49

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GykCwGCFYg


The Winger
maybetheywerewatchingthestampskicktheeskimosass@lastnight
wingland
Monday, 16 August 2010
14:08:06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7km_64ihkI&NR=1


The Winger
happybirthdaywoodsman@iwillhaveabeerforyouatthekilt.inaboutanhour
wingland
Friday, 06 August 2010
13:15:48

I have added a link above for a site where I have started to host pictures from my phone again. Unfortunately all of the oldies are gone and these are all shots from recent times. There is also a link to an album where I am storing video from my phone, some funny shit!


Rev
blech@thedome
wingland
Friday, 30 July 2010
04:25:26

I'll take my beer from a can please... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=100725/stadiumconcessions


Cman
iphone4humour@bbrules
wingland
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
12:17:29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bcryQUuDwM Booked for Vegas in January!


Ricky6
Dikfilledthehole@whose.com
wingland
Tuesday, 27 July 2010
13:32:11

Many congrats to Dik today for fulfilling a long known fact, and having his first hole in one try. Or was that a hole in one...Anyway, way to go Dik, many of us are proud you came out, er, went out and accomplished this historic feat! Fuck yah!!!!R6.


Ricky6
Dikfilledthehole@whose.com
wingland
Tuesday, 27 July 2010
13:31:53

Many congrats to Dik today for fulfilling a long known fact, and having his first hole in one try. Or was that a hole in one...Anyway, way to go Dik, many of us are proud you came out, er, went out and accomplished this historic feat! Fuck yah!!!!R6.


Gramps
oldtimetv.youtube.com
wingland
Tuesday, 20 July 2010
14:55:14

What the....??... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTIklFsMjjU


The Winger
tonysstag@agreatexcusetogotovegas!
wingland
Monday, 19 July 2010
22:38:16

We will be celebrating Tony's upcoming nuptials in Las Vegas the weekend of Jan 21/2011. We are booked on the direct Air Canada flights leaving on Thursday Jan 20 returning on Sunday Jan 23. Leigh and Bungle will be joining us from the UK! Any questions let me know but all are welcome (except for dik).


Jorge
Espana2010@FIFAChamps
wingland
Sunday, 11 July 2010
15:50:39

Hey Gramps, Real men call it football not soccer. Only peasants from the former colonies call it soccer!


The Winger
theflamesarefucked@sutter.wow
wingland
Saturday, 03 July 2010
04:28:42

So the Flames are quickly becoming the joke of the league after resigning the Finnish idiot Olli again. I am loving this quote from Sutter on the signing - "Sutter also shrugged off the negative fan reaction, saying, "the reaction has been really, really positive ... from people that are important." So I guess what Sutter is saying is that the fans aren't important? Aren't they the ones who pay his fucking wages?


kelowna gramps
wingland
Friday, 02 July 2010
16:03:30

Soccer is for fags


YYCGuy
moreEnglandanalysis@fifa2010.org
wingland
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
12:33:13

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/29062010/58/opinion-england-stars-cars-chumps.html


Dummkopf Warning
dummkopfpatrol@wingland.net
wingland
Monday, 28 June 2010
22:05:33

W zee Nazis all vent to Argentina and Paraguay after zee var....Zuck it up and quit blaming zee refs


g$
ws@cr
wingland
Monday, 28 June 2010
15:19:21

Did you ever find out when they were flying? I heard the same thing from a client that worked there just last month.


YYCGuy@
my_condolences@UK.FIFA
wingland
Monday, 28 June 2010
12:54:28

http://twitpic.com/20oiza


W
fuckedagain@bringonBrazil.2014
wingland
Sunday, 27 June 2010
19:56:20

Robbed by the motherfucking refs. Refs from Uruguay.... and where did all the fucking Nazis go after WWII?


Hans Beckenbauer
englandkaput@fifawc2010.org
wingland
Sunday, 27 June 2010
09:52:25

Ya zose Englishers are kaput! Now if vee had only won zee var


W
bringiton@kaiser.buns
wingland
Thursday, 24 June 2010
09:52:15

Buh-bye Franceland and Italyland.


Cman
bbqheaven@calgary
wingland
Thursday, 17 June 2010
11:52:54

The Winger and I took in some awesome bbq at Holy Smoke - located just off Blackfoot Tr on Manhattan Rd. Some mouth-watering lit about other great spots: http://www.calgaryherald.com/travel/trail+America+essential+barbecue+joints/3165690/story.html


rev
neutral@sa2010
wingland
Thursday, 17 June 2010
10:54:41

More Cowbell


The Winger
beckham@farfaraway.wasn'tme
wingland
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
13:58:24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zd_khk6zXo


rev
nostalgia@wingland
wingland
Monday, 14 June 2010
07:09:59

Good music, cheap drinks, women, and fake id. Those were the days....


DJ
thebeach1985@8thavedive.ca
wingland
Thursday, 10 June 2010
23:58:35

This ones for the Rev: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U5HpeA_WSo


The Winger
hockeyandbeer@myplace
wingland
Friday, 04 June 2010
10:31:16

If anyone is interested in watching the game tonight at my place let me know. We are going to the Kilt about 315 and then over to my place at 6, and probably just order some pizzas. Kids welcome.


The Winger
nfl@london.wembley
wingland
Thursday, 03 June 2010
14:04:23

I have had a cancellation for the fags vs fags.... errr... Niners - Broncos game at Wembley Oct 31. If anyone is interested or knows of someone who would like to join us get in touch with me. We have 16 tickets in a row on the golden ring.


wingland
Tuesday, 01 June 2010
17:49:51

Here ya go. A few pics to enjoy from the Beatdown at Borgata. Email the link to those who don't frequent this board. Oh, and last years photos are here too - to compare how fat we have become or how grey (or how fewer hairs in Diks case). Enjoy http://picasaweb.google.com/paullyndon


g$
yup@rsvdik
wingland
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
11:50:47

I was with Dik as the Flyers swept (4 straight anyway) the useless Bruins out of the playoffs. I am not sure what Rev was getting at in the last post.


Rev
nope@rsvdik
wingland
Thursday, 06 May 2010
22:22:54

Not sorry that I'll miss the homecoming queen dik, but sad that I won't be there to watch the Bruins sweep the useless Flyers out of the playoffs!


Ron*
Dik-travaganza@Studio82.Friday
wingland
Thursday, 06 May 2010
15:12:41

Hear-ye, hear-ye, Richard (aka Dik) and I are meeting for a few drinks on Friday, May 7th at Studio 82 at 5:00-ish (possibly followed by dinner somewhere). Come on out. I know that no one cares about seeing Dik but how often do you get to see me on a Friday afternoon?


g$
notetorich@aeso
wingland
Wednesday, 05 May 2010
10:26:43

call me. I love it when I have to go through wingland to get a hold of you.


Rev
we'vallbeenthere@loaded.com
wingland
Saturday, 24 April 2010
01:48:47

Flip flop flap. http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/04/21


Rev
hahah@ha
wingland
Tuesday, 20 April 2010
10:57:39

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/04/19/13638901-qmi.html


Rev
goBRUINS!!!
wingland
Monday, 19 April 2010
12:49:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk1jvtFfixg&feature=related


Rev
playoffhockey@gva
wingland
Monday, 19 April 2010
03:43:24

Check out this beauty.... http://www.tsr.ch/tsr/index.html?siteSect=800020&sid=11184015


g$
specialedintrouble@ledge
wingland
Monday, 12 April 2010
09:38:36

Gramps, don't pick on Tupak too much, he was the King of Edmonton. Now you can also run in Currie, if you like? Can't wait for redistricting, although I hear I get to stay in Egmont.


Denver Dik
choke@inen
wingland
Sunday, 11 April 2010
15:58:01

Oli JOKE-inen just missed on the last shot of a shoot-out to allow the Flyers into the playoffs. Rangers eliminated. I love it!


Grampo
wingland
Saturday, 10 April 2010
22:58:37

Holy shit Flinty. Very very strong. Out of all the limp dicks on this fine post, I wouldn't have picked you (as Meister so nicely put it) to drop THE atomic bomb of the month. Certainly ranks as a hall of famer candidate Winger. Solid Flinty....solid. g$....yes I have been watching with interest the ego show that is the Helena experiment in Ottawa. I guess that is what happens when you marry an arrogant brownie who still things the taxpayer owes him. I do wonder how much coke-fueled poon tang Canada's first couple of Conservatism enjoyed on the Gatineau party scene over the years on our dime (OK, maybe I'm jealous). Looking forward to finding out how she may have "financed" that nice house she and her husband (Chaffer or Apu or Rahib or whatever) were living in. Reminds me why I liked the Romans....always building their roads straight so no pakis could build corner stores. I'd still like to see the lovely Helena naked.


g$
g$cabinetpositionopen@ottawa.ca
wingland
Friday, 09 April 2010
11:28:59

Hey Gramps, There is a cabinet position for the "Status of Women" open. You and Hedy Fry would be the best candidates for the job!


meister
hadtophoneflintywithcongrats@onceayearflintyscoresbig
wingland
Friday, 09 April 2010
08:15:50

Winger I was going to compose a email for our little friend Dik and then Flinty drops that atomic bomb on right on Dik's bald spot, absolutely classic. I had nothing left to say as Flinty hit all the hot spots.


The Winger
dikmovingbacktotown@waytoosoon.everconsideryemen?
wingland
Thursday, 08 April 2010
12:04:58

This was such a solid hack that it deserves to be posted on wingland, and since Finty doesn't follow wingland I will post it for him! For those who weren't lucky enough to receive the email from Dik announcing his return to Calgary, this is Fintys reply -

Hello Richard, It's one of you (non-Colorado) friends here. I envy your taking a chance, it is a big decision to pick up and move cities. You have to sell your place, arrange for all your furniture to be moved, organize a moving company to handle all the complicated logistics...............oh right, everything is rented. Oh well, throw everything left into a pillow case and come on back. You'll need the bulk head seat though if you going to get everything you have onto your carry on, that extra room should be just right.

I also assume we can get a hold of you at your mom's place when you come back later this month? I'm sure your room is just how you left it. I'm guessing that by May long weekend you'll even have started up piano lessons again. I'm sure your old instructor will be happy to take you back, she's probably even learned a few new tricks since you were last with her.

We're happy to have you back, and don't worry I'm sure the kids on your old block will let you play street hockey with them if you can't find a floor hockey league, just don't let them push you around. If not, you should be back in time for bayko frizzbee season.

Oh and save your coupons for Bed Bath and Beyond, we have them up here now, I'm sure they'll honour an out of province, out of county coupon. No point to waste them.

Anything else you need, please don't hesitate to ask Scotty, he'll probably let you stay in his tree house if you don't like your parents curfew hours.

Look forward to seeing you soon,

finty


Rodney King
wingland
Saturday, 03 April 2010
08:09:47

Can't we just all get along? Not!


W
factis@a2yearoldcopied.thetower
wingland
Saturday, 03 April 2010
07:28:26

Ah yes, using the French to back up your argument. That hasn't really worked too well for anyone lately has it.


Denver Dik
nuff@said
wingland
Thursday, 01 April 2010
17:34:04

Whingebag - your argument is weak as piss - as usual. Is every painter in history that captured a Paris scene with the Eiffel Tower in it a rip off artist? Hardly.


Denver Dik
"w"lastgame@denver
wingland
Thursday, 01 April 2010
17:25:12

Will be attending the big showdown tomorrow night at Pepsi Center. My mojo can't be any worse than Cman's at the 5-0 Boston drubbing! Go Flames!


g$
stealingmusiceasier@net
wingland
Thursday, 01 April 2010
13:20:06

Did they steal their music too? Internet piracy is a crime isn't it?


Rev
blahblah
wingland
Thursday, 01 April 2010
02:54:14

Time for another Dik button. Go Flames, you dirty teases.


W
tea.leafs@accepting
wingland
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
23:06:27

So your cuzzin accepted artwork from somebody who ripped off the design of the Calgary Tower? I dunno officer it just 'showed' up at my house I have no idea where it came from.


Ron*
obvious@duh.Dik
wingland
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
12:17:27

Dik, most of your posts, double or not, are "odd". We've gotten used to it so you might as well too.


Denver Dik
doh@stupidfingers
wingland
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
23:49:06

That double post was odd.


Denver Dik
assume@ass.justyou
wingland
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
23:47:19

Whingebag - the cousin didn't design the cover.


Denver Dik
assume@ass.justyou
wingland
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
23:47:19

Whingebag - the cousin didn't design the cover.


W
flackfamily@tea.leaf
wingland
Monday, 29 March 2010
14:27:10

I wonder if the designers of the Calgary Tower are OK with your cuzzin scamming their design of said Tower?


g$
lookslikecntower@toronto.ca
wingland
Monday, 29 March 2010
10:59:21

It took a year for you to notice that your cousin's band's cd was covered.


W
notalent@flack.fam
wingland
Sunday, 28 March 2010
22:55:42

Looks like it was drawn by a two-year old.


Rev
yep@ukripoffiartists
wingland
Saturday, 27 March 2010
05:36:31

As Winger has said before, the English are always stealing our ideas. It started with the English language, which was created in Canada.


Denver Dik
howdoyouthinkyou'renotgoingtogetcaught?@scammer
wingland
Friday, 26 March 2010
11:50:30

This is nuts. The cover art from my cousin's band's CD was ripped off by some brit student and passed off as original - Calgary Tower and all. She even won some textile print award for it in the UK! http://www.book-by-its-cover.com/fineart/a-sad-story-continued-plus-leave-your-copyright-questions-here


The Winger
iagreewithredrev@doesthatmakemeapinkotoo.confused
wingland
Friday, 26 March 2010
08:58:19

The Sutter experiment should be over immediately. I don't have a problem with keeping the coach for another season but the GM should be gone and before the end of the season to make a point to the team.


Rev
brutal@fLames
wingland
Friday, 26 March 2010
02:28:29

Time for a new gm and coach. We are still playing 2004 hockey, but it's 2010. How about bringing in some talent instead of always filling the lineup with grinders from the prairies!


Denver Dik
3D@msg
wingland
Wednesday, 24 March 2010
14:00:18

Is our tech-savvy host of this board ready for the next big thing in sports broadcasting? http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=522409&navid=DL|NHL|home


Rev
good@d
wingland
Wednesday, 24 March 2010
02:41:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x89xAXHd2l8&feature=player_embedded


Denver Dik
nationalnetwork@tsn
wingland
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
15:07:36

Ah, Winger. Smashing post. Not even going to touch that one, ya fenian lovin' bollicks! Go Flames tonight! Row 8 in the corner off Anderson's right in period 1 and 3.


The Winger
happystpatricksday@totherealirish.notthefacistsfromthenorth.killers
wingland
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
07:27:10

Celebrations at the Kilt begin at about 245!


Rev
justwrong@fatty
wingland
Monday, 15 March 2010
14:35:45

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest


meister
flinty?
wingland
Tuesday, 09 March 2010
14:19:50

Good for a laugh! http://natebloch.com/


Denver Dik
updatedlineup.foryourfavoritecanadianband.invesco@milehigh
wingland
Monday, 08 March 2010
17:12:24

Winger - Just heard that Duddy Kravitz will be opening for U2 in June.


W
diditcostu@muchorwasit.free
wingland
Sunday, 07 March 2010
19:08:57

g$ will be expensing his new pussy.


W
diditcostu@muchorwasit.free
wingland
Sunday, 07 March 2010
19:08:52

g$ will be expensing his new pussy.


jts
wingland
Friday, 05 March 2010
19:56:52

What about getting your balls cut off?


g$
ohoh@budget2010.ca
wingland
Friday, 05 March 2010
14:03:25

To ensure consistency with the intent of the Medical Expense Tax Credit, Budget 2010 proposes that expenses incurred for purely cosmetic procedures (including related services and other expenses such as travel) be ineligible to be claimed under the Medical Expense Tax Credit. This generally includes surgical and non-surgical procedures purely aimed at enhancing one's appearance such as liposuction, hair replacement procedures, botulinum toxin injections, and teeth whitening.


Rev
xlentcars@gva
wingland
Wednesday, 03 March 2010
09:03:58

http://www.salon-auto.tv/news/en/daily-edition/march-3rds-edition/?splash=1' I think it's the autoshow, but it's hard to tell from this video.


Rev
timeonhands@ch
wingland
Wednesday, 03 March 2010
03:43:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w


Ricky6
atleastwerenotdik@wingland.net
wingland
Monday, 01 March 2010
16:36:33

Jts, as horrifying as both our conditions are, at least we can rest knowing full well we are not Dik!


jts
rolereversal@wingland
wingland
Monday, 01 March 2010
09:07:20

WTF? I have shrunk a full foot, turned my remaining hair three different colors, get loaded on 3 light beers, stained my teeth to trailer park proportions and started dating a girl with a name no-one can pronounce. Holy shit, I have turned into RSars.


The Winger
canadakicksass!@waytooclosethough.gold
wingland
Sunday, 28 February 2010
19:42:06

It was the lucky Big Rock bottle that did it! http://www.wingland.net/Video/bigrock.wmv


Ricky6
wtf@nowwhat.com
wingland
Saturday, 27 February 2010
17:54:14

Gentlemen, I am in need of some assistance. I have noticed of late that I do not respond to phone calls, have begun to let my facial hair grow to Miami Vice type lengths, have thrown away my iron and have all my shirts pressed at the drycleaners. I caught myself eyeing Toyota pick-ups, and have started dating a girl, officially, half my age. Fuck, I have turned into Jimmy the sub! Please, help me!


W
ilove@theskinny.chicks
wingland
Tuesday, 23 February 2010
13:43:43

http://winterolympics.external.bbc.co.uk/athletes/athlete=32689852/index.html


W
inquiringminds@wantto.know
wingland
Friday, 19 February 2010
13:29:30

Dik, is this your favourite Olympic athlete? http://winterolympics.external.bbc.co.uk/athletes/athlete=36856040/index.html


ThanksDik
shitforbrains@denver
wingland
Thursday, 18 February 2010
17:04:14

"Competition video from the 2010 Winter Olympics is restricted to viewers within the United States" - typical f'in yank who thinks the world revolves around him.


Denver Dik
funnyshit@especiallytheend
wingland
Thursday, 18 February 2010
11:24:55

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/assetid=9d9ff0ef-ee6e-47f4-a6a8-0ce20fb539cb.html


Rev
wow@uk.sexytime
wingland
Friday, 12 February 2010
11:15:30

http://www.healthunit.com/article.aspx?ID=15160


Ron*
niceshovels@needsometime.lots
wingland
Thursday, 11 February 2010
13:16:00

Who knew that there were another 118 pictures after the initial 103 pictures. I blew my whole lunch hour going through those.


Nice
shovels
wingland
Thursday, 11 February 2010
09:30:28

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/34960888/ns/sports-nhl/displaymode/1247/?beginSlide=1


W
fatguys@nakedassess.yessssss.errr.noooooooooooo
wingland
Tuesday, 09 February 2010
15:42:25

Maybe Dik and Dik's girlfriend will be there?


The Winger
survivedsuperbowl@nowbirthday.party
wingland
Tuesday, 09 February 2010
08:58:18

Zamboni is arriving on our shores Wednesday Feb 17 to celebrate our birthday Friday Feb 19th. We have the pool room reserved at the Kilt on the Friday night from 4pm, I assume some of us will be there early but most will be showing up between 5-6. All are invited, cya there.


g$
dikwatchout@denver
wingland
Friday, 05 February 2010
11:38:59

Flames are playing .667 hockey.


g$
phakeposting@phun.wingland
wingland
Tuesday, 02 February 2010
12:27:38

I love my Phlyers spanking the Phumes without Phaneuf. Winger, I can phake post as anyone I want.


The Winger
superbowlsunday@morelivercells.damaged
wingland
Tuesday, 02 February 2010
11:19:55

The countdown has started! Gametime is 4pm, show up anytime after 1.


Rev
replied@W
wingland
Monday, 01 February 2010
10:07:03

Check your email W. 18 days to Amsterdam, mmmm spacecakes and Red Bull!


W
email@who.usesthat.anymore?
wingland
Friday, 29 January 2010
12:22:19

Rev, check your Portal49 acct.


The Winger
imposter@wingland
wingland
Tuesday, 26 January 2010
13:35:52

DĪK, please stop posting as g$, it isn't funny anymore.


g$
worldknowsus@economist.com
wingland
Tuesday, 26 January 2010
12:36:24

http://www.economist.com/world/americas/displaystory.cfm?story_id=15330878


g$
perfect@acceptancespeech
wingland
Tuesday, 26 January 2010
10:41:19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymCP6zC_qJU&feature=player_embedded


Golden Child, The
evenI@canmakefunofthevikings.net
wingland
Monday, 25 January 2010
23:43:54

Howdy gents. I thought at least one of you might appreciate this. http://deadspin.com/5456684/adrian-petersons-fumbles-caused-by-french-fry-grease?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+deadspin%2Ffull+%28Deadspin%29&utm_content=Google+Reader


Ron*
patheticVikings@NewOrleans.muff
wingland
Monday, 25 January 2010
13:27:42

I guess that's one way to ensure you don't lose a record-breaking 5th Super Bowl.


W
bills@new.uni's
wingland
Sunday, 24 January 2010
21:50:31

Man that was funny watching the Buffalo Bills play tonight!


g$
3weeksandcounting@vanoc
wingland
Friday, 22 January 2010
13:09:57

3 weeks until we can let the handwringing begin!


The Winger
londonshenanigans@october
wingland
Tuesday, 19 January 2010
14:10:25

I have been in touch with my contact at Wembley and he will be getting back to me very soon with ticket info, I imagine it is going to be about the same as the past few years which was 299 quid. He did mention we will be able to get our normal seats in the 1st row. If anyone is interested please get in touch with me ASAP and I will get the tickets ordered.


Ron*
beenthereanddonethat@denver.noDik
wingland
Tuesday, 19 January 2010
12:34:19

I did go to Denver 2 years ago. I just had the good sense to go there when you were in Calgary.


Denver Dik
whodat!@saints
wingland
Monday, 18 January 2010
19:07:33

If any of you whipped married bitches had made the trip south - you would know Glen. Fish and Wings have met him on their trips to Denver - you know, the two non-married/non-whipped lads on this board.


Glen
imaginary@friends
wingland
Monday, 18 January 2010
15:02:56

I am not Gay, and I don't know anyone called Dik.


Ron*
oldfriends@england.nfl
wingland
Monday, 18 January 2010
13:33:27

Glen is the "new Fish" (sans mullet). Speaking of which, Fish, double or nothing on the NFC championship for the $100 you owe me from my Pool? I'm assuming you'll have the balls to back your Vikings all the way to the Super Bowl.


Woodsman
justchecking@thepage.com
wingland
Sunday, 17 January 2010
21:24:07

Dik, is Glen your new significant other? I am ok with you finally finding your way but is Jimmy?


Denver Dik
donkeysVhomos@wembley
wingland
Friday, 15 January 2010
18:25:53

Just announced this afternoon - Broncos vs. 49ers will be squaring off in the London game this year! 49ers at the "home" team. I imagine that might generate just a wee bit of interest amongst lurkers on this board! Wings - I'm in for sure, and Glen has already expressed interest.


W
rev@dead.man
wingland
Friday, 15 January 2010
10:02:07

DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE. You could do that, I expect I'd be the only one buying them. Of course, that would require you to be sober, so I think the books are OK.


Rev
hostages@thepilot
wingland
Friday, 15 January 2010
05:23:14

W, I see there are some cricket books waiting for you in the crows nest. Maybe I should ebay them for drinking money this weekend.


W
topgear@cult.status
wingland
Thursday, 14 January 2010
13:49:13

Im going to watch this over lunch. I recommend this episode. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYqf6T7XFog&feature=response_watch


The Winger
fuckingclassic@topgear.bbc
wingland
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
18:01:56

Not sure how many of you watch Top Gear, but the Vietnam episode is an absolute must! I haven't laughed that hard since watching The Hangover! There have been some great Top Gear episodes but this is one of the best.


Denver Dik
planesandweaponsandcoke@ohmy
wingland
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
12:35:20

This shit is crazy. It could form the basis for a Bond movie plot. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34840622/ns/us_news-security//


Ron*
nosurprise@denver.sucks
wingland
Tuesday, 05 January 2010
13:23:57

Dik, they actually did me a huge favour by choking against the Chiefs and Raiders over the last few weeks. Now I can't be tempted to bet on their sorry asses when I am in Vegas this weekend.


Denver Dik
meltdown@d-town
wingland
Sunday, 03 January 2010
19:06:43

Hey Non* - looks like you opened your piehole a little early on the Donkeys. Refer back to October 5th posts...8-8 it is. What a fantastic collapse.


The Winger
burninghoop@toomanyrollingrocks&porktacos.az
wingland
Friday, 01 January 2010
09:01:02

Hope everyone had a great night last night, great night watching Team Canada win followed by another deadmonton beat down!


The Winger
flamesbeatoilers@hopetonygetshisteethfixed.soon
wingland
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
07:52:11

I would like to thank the Flames for guaranteeing I will get at least 1 blowjob in 2010! It's going to be a great year!


W
w@really.unfit
wingland
Sunday, 27 December 2009
17:49:05

just wondering if I'm the first person to pull a hammy playing Wii?


W
tugginit@da.office
wingland
Friday, 18 December 2009
14:41:53

I love reading about Dik's Japanese relatives on the Interweb: http://www.cnbc.com/id/34478437/


Woodsman
Xmaseve@thewoodsmans
wingland
Friday, 18 December 2009
11:43:02

Winglanders, I will be holding the annual open house Xmas eve at my house at the palatial 19 Mount Selkirk Estate. Come one come all! Show up and regail about Christmases past when Flinty stayed really late, got sloshed. Starts at 6:00 kids welcome, that includes you Murray!


Larry
hold.dik.hand@qc
wingland
Sunday, 13 December 2009
22:32:29

Agreed it's time that QODATA gave him the ol pink slip. Really, how long is too long.


QODATA
wingland
Friday, 11 December 2009
08:37:44

We have been looking for you, jwlindsa, since you've had to hold Dik's hand in finding him employment since he was 15. We at QODATA are quite tired of him and wish for you to, once again, hold his hand and find him another job. Sincerely


Larry
jwlindsa@me.com
wingland
Thursday, 10 December 2009
17:20:46

Skinny reminded me that it was time to bring on some Dick stories. Where to start is the hard part.


Cman
fuck@fuck
wingland
Thursday, 10 December 2009
14:09:36

Great....just fucking great.


The Winger
gayornotgay?@cman.hahahaha
wingland
Thursday, 10 December 2009
11:00:57

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/5fvuPX2ANRLob4hV3zPp


W
happy@monday
wingland
Monday, 07 December 2009
10:31:24

Fuck it!


Rev
whoknew@wingland
wingland
Thursday, 03 December 2009
03:38:05

What's the name of you hockey team, I thought that they only had private pig flu rights? Are you sure this isn't a ruse to give out free tramp stamps?


The Winger
shots@nottequila.pissheads
wingland
Wednesday, 02 December 2009
15:11:47

We are having a H1N1 shot clinic Thursday at my office from 1pm - 2:15pm. I have about 5 slots open so if anyone would like to come and get a shot here instead of lining up at a clinic get in touch with me and I will make room for you. I am covering the cost so it won't cost you anything. Get in touch right away if interested.


Rev
naming@hometeam
wingland
Wednesday, 02 December 2009
14:11:55

I'm going to name my first boy Tigercat! http://www.totalprosports.com/2009/09/wheaton-king-plays-for-the-brandon-wheat-kings/


The Winger
poortiger@actuallyluckytiger.dirtybastard
wingland
Tuesday, 01 December 2009
08:09:11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo_qPs87GIc

This one is classic! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEMVpltc5Uw


Rev
stolenbutfunny@wingland
wingland
Tuesday, 01 December 2009
04:30:41

"Bakers dozen" will now be referred to as "Saskatchewans' dozen".


Cman
toobadriders@learntocount
wingland
Monday, 30 November 2009
16:33:02

As you said Rev - "soul crushing loss." So glad I sold my seat and got to enjoy the comfy and friendly confines of the Kilt. Didn't have to line up for the toilet either!


The Winger
riderssuck@hahahahaha
wingland
Monday, 30 November 2009
08:19:34

Fuck all of those green fucks! There could be a joke about this, how many riders does it take to win the grey cup? 13!


Rev
unreal@riderland
wingland
Monday, 30 November 2009
07:57:31

That has got to be one of the most unbelievable ways to lose a football game ever. Great to know the Peeriders will never speak of the 13th man ever again! That's what happens when you cheat you LOSE! Get back to growing corn losers. hahahahah


W
herdez@goodforthe.prostate
wingland
Friday, 27 November 2009
11:56:56

Why are the Herdez bottles so small?


jtf
fuktheshowertoys...totallyinfor 7ft
wingland
Friday, 27 November 2009
02:14:54

OMG... the shit I would pay her to do to me.... again.


W
thinkitwouldbeanexcellentcombo.tasty.yum
wingland
Thursday, 26 November 2009
14:40:33

Why am I craving a Herdez and Vodka right now?


The Winger
splatter@backoftoilet.poo
wingland
Thursday, 26 November 2009
09:59:49

I am not sure if it's the 15 Corona's with tequila chasers or the large donair with half a bottle of Sriracha that is bending my toilet into submission? Man, Grey Cup weekend hasn't even started yet......


Rev
eggzachary@winger
wingland
Thursday, 26 November 2009
02:39:15

Yes Winger, the Lady Gaga at Oktoberfest!


The Winger
cockhawk@fra
wingland
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
13:39:49

Do you mean the one with the cock?


Rev
amazon@yikes
wingland
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
03:57:02

This reminds me of that 7ft gal that Fish picked up at Oktoberfest. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-worlds-tallest-model/


W
wellyougetthe@picture.burp
wingland
Friday, 20 November 2009
15:30:49

A quick look at this months credit card statement goes: Pub, lunch, pub, pub, pub, pub, unknown, pub, pub, pub.............


The Winger
herenow@butnotforlong.justjack.wickedfuckingtune
wingland
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
21:56:19

The day I died was the best day of my life.


Rev
history@now
wingland
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
06:40:26

http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-last-10-years-in-7-minutes.html


W
cheese@overdose
wingland
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
16:04:10

is g$ dead?


Grampo
nowthat'sawinner@info.tv
wingland
Monday, 16 November 2009
14:44:30

I'm getting some of this to hand out at the Kilt: http://www.buyaspray.com


Woodsman
whoadude@wingland.hair
wingland
Saturday, 14 November 2009
19:03:09

Forget the Mic's what about Dubners lid? Winger used to have hair like that when he was 18.


W
progress@usa.com
wingland
Friday, 13 November 2009
13:17:07

What's with the big mother f'in mikes on stage? The Commonwealth club is stuck in the 60's.


Cman
showingoffforplonka@idiot
wingland
Friday, 13 November 2009
09:31:15

Everything was good until I tried to kick what I thought was an empty white cardboard box which turned out to be a piece of concrete curbing - damn-moonlight-causing-optical-illusion!


The Winger
igotthejoke@revspost.justthewrongjoke
wingland
Friday, 13 November 2009
08:22:19

Rev, I though you were referring to the Cman who on Wednesday night after the Kilt wiped out while walking home and got all cut up!


The Winger
culturefortheidiots@notfromcheese
wingland
Friday, 13 November 2009
08:18:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo


Rev
duh
wingland
Friday, 13 November 2009
06:29:29

A link might make that post funnier. http://fora.tv/2009/11/04/SuperFreakonomics_with_Steven_Levitt_and_Stephen_Dubner#Whats_More_Dangerous_Drunk_Walking_or_Drunk_Driving


Rev
whoknew@drunkwalking
wingland
Thursday, 12 November 2009
14:36:32

Winger, you have endangered yourself by moving closer to the kilt and walking drunk. Get back to Douglasdale before it's too late!


W
letsdo@some.biznezz
wingland
Thursday, 12 November 2009
07:22:04

g$ give me a call


Rev
ha
wingland
Friday, 06 November 2009
04:17:46

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqEBQjWRws


CNet News
goodfirststep@onlyGrampswouldblackberryintoWingland.no?
wingland
Thursday, 05 November 2009
23:12:18

Thanks to the webmaster of this fine board for recent tech changes. These changes, while not readily apparent to the half-wits on this page, include displaying only 10 posts per page. The hopes are to make wingland Blackberry friendly. Welcome to Wingland 2.0


Ron*
greattimes@martens.household
wingland
Monday, 02 November 2009
13:13:16

Diaper changing is great. Kid had a big shit the other day that looked like a giant mullet.


wingland
Saturday, 31 October 2009
07:40:59

how is it changing diks diaper?


jtf
wingland
Friday, 30 October 2009
10:39:36

Golfed Carnoustie yesterday. How's the diaper changing Nonstar?


Cman
doh@duh
wingland
Thursday, 29 October 2009
14:10:59

I guess I meant moon.


Cman
timealoneisnice@dikandfishsittininatree
wingland
Thursday, 29 October 2009
14:09:11

Isn't "rainbow" code for Dik and Fish's honey money local? Oh, wait it's Aberdeen.


W
thewholeworldis@rainbow!
wingland
Thursday, 29 October 2009
12:36:51

Perhaps this is a reason why the UK is so fucked up - excellent kids programming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Pcz-6l2Ro&feature=related


Denver Dik
jimmyanddik@pittodrie.aberdeen.scotland
wingland
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
10:31:32

Go Dons Go. Can't wait for Saturday.


Rev
ouch@london
wingland
Monday, 26 October 2009
07:48:30

Another epic trip to Gravesend and London. Thanks Sue and Al for hosting us yet again and putting up with the madness.


Ron*
jealous@work.shit
wingland
Friday, 23 October 2009
12:43:24

Hello degenerates!!! Sounds like a blast as usual. Sorry we got cut off yesterday when you called me but I did get your message earlier today - very nice!! Nice to hear from Big Al (even though he thought I was 'Karen'). Was that Dik that I heard at one point? He sounded more effeminate than usual. Cheers to all the blokes in the jolly U.K.


The Winger
firstnightover@thepilot
wingland
Friday, 23 October 2009
04:06:48

Whoever invented closing gins is a fucking idiot.